About Us
L & A Valente is a Fish & Chips takeaway in Kirkcaldy. Why don't you try our Spring Roll or Fanta?

Reviews
380 reviews
kelly
"Food was on time. Was hot. Delivery driver was friendly. Would order again."
24/02/2021
Leah
"Delicious"
19/02/2021
shirley
"Superfast delivery, arrived within 25 mins, 30 minutes earlier than predicted delivery. Can't fault that at all."
14/02/2021
Kenny
"Best chippy I’ve had in a long time, never really like chippy chips but these chips are the best around."
14/02/2021
Menu
Quarter Pounder Burger
£3.50
Half Pounder Burger
£4.50
Turkish Burger
£4.50
Chicken Burger
£3.50
Special Burger
£5.50
Margherita 07"
£3.20
Margherita 10"
£4.20
Margherita 12"
£5.20
Margherita 16"
£7.70
Onion 07"
£3.70
Onion 10"
£4.70
Onion 12"
£5.70
Onion 16"
£8.20
Onion & Pepper 07"
£4.20
Onion & Pepper 10"
£5.20
Onion & Pepper 12"
£6.20
Onion & Pepper 16"
£8.70
Chicken 07"
£4.20
Chicken 10"
£5.20
Chicken 12"
£6.20
Chicken 16"
£8.70
Chicken & Mushroom 07"
£4.70
Chicken & Mushroom 10"
£5.70
Chicken & Mushroom 12"
£6.70
Chicken & Mushroom 16"
£9.20
Chicken & Sweetcorn 07"
£4.70
Chicken & Sweetcorn 10"
£5.70
Chicken & Sweetcorn 12"
£6.70
Chicken & Sweetcorn 16"
£9.20
Special Beef & Jalapeno 07"
£4.70
Special Beef & Jalapeno 10"
£5.70
Special Beef & Jalapeno 12"
£6.70
Special Beef & Jalapeno 16"
£9.20
Special Chicken 07"
£4.20
Special Chicken 10"
£5.20
Special Chicken 12"
£6.20
Special Chicken 16"
£8.70
Special Chicken & Jalapeno 07"
£4.70
Special Chicken & Jalapeno 10"
£5.70
Special Chicken & Jalapeno 12"
£6.70
Special Chicken & Jalapeno 16"
£9.20
Ham & Pineapple 07"
£4.70
Ham & Pineapple 10"
£5.70
Ham & Pineapple 12"
£6.70
Ham & Pineapple 16"
£9.20
Pepperoni 07"
£4.20
Pepperoni 10"
£5.20
Pepperoni 12"
£6.20
Pepperoni 16"
£8.70
Vegetarian 07"
£5.20
Vegetarian 10"
£6.20
Vegetarian 12"
£7.20
Vegetarian 16"
£9.20
Donner 07"
£4.70
Donner 10"
£6.20
Donner 12"
£8.20
Donner 16"
£10.70
Meat Feast 07"
£5.20
Meat Feast 10"
£6.70
Meat Feast 12"
£7.70
Meat Feast 16"
£11.00
Seafood 07"
£5.20
Seafood 10"
£6.70
Seafood 12"
£7.70
Seafood 16"
£10.70
Donner Kebab
£5.50
Chicken Kebab
£5.50
Chicken Tikka Kebab
£5.50
Mixed Kebab
£7.00
Portion of Donner
£3.50
Baked Potato with Butter
£1.50
Baked Potato with Cheese
£2.50
Baked Potato with Coleslaw
£2.50
Baked Potato with Beans
£2.50
Baked Potato with Tuna, Mayo & Sweetcorn
£3.50
Baked Potato with Chicken & Mayo
£3.00
Baked Potato with Chicken, Mayo & Sweetcorn
£4.00
Chips - Single
£1.50
Fish Single
£4.60
Fish Supper
£6.00
Mini Fish Single
£3.00
Mini Fish Supper
£4.00
Special Fish Single
£5.10
Special Fish Supper
£6.20
Small Special Fish Single
£3.50
Small Special Fish Supper
£5.00
Cheese in Burger Single
£2.70
Cheese in Burger Supper
£4.20
Hamburger (2) Single
£2.50
Hamburger (2) Supper
£4.00
Pizza Single
£3.50
Pizza Supper
£5.00
Half Pizza Single
£2.00
Half Pizza Supper
£3.50
Chip Steak Single
£3.00
Chip Steak Supper
£4.00
King Rib Single
£3.00
King Rib Supper
£4.00
Steak Pie Single
£2.50
Steak Pie Supper
£4.00
Sausage Single
£2.50
Sausage Supper
£4.00
Smoked Sausage Single
£2.40
Smoked Sausage Supper
£3.70
Pudding Single
£2.50
Pudding Supper
£3.50
Spicy Haggis Single
£2.50
Spicy Haggis Supper
£4.00
Chicken Nuggets Single
£3.00
Chicken Nuggets Supper
£4.30
Chicken Breast Single
£4.50
Chicken Breast Supper
£6.00
Fish Cake Single
£2.40
Fish Cake Supper
£3.50
Scampi Single
£4.20
Scampi Supper
£5.50
Spring Roll Single
£2.60
Spring Roll Supper
£4.00
Large Chips
£2.00
Chicken Steak (2) Single
£3.00
Chicken Steak (2) Supper
£4.50
Topping Cheese
Cheese*Mushroom*Onion*Peppers*Jalapenos*Ham*Pepperoni*Chicken*Tuna*Pineapple*Sweetcorn*Smoked Sausage*Haggis*Spicy Beef*Spicy Chicken
Topping Mushroom
Cheese*Mushroom*Onion*Peppers*Jalapenos*Ham*Pepperoni*Chicken*Tuna*Pineapple*Sweetcorn*Smoked Sausage*Haggis*Spicy Beef*Spicy Chicken
Topping Onion
Cheese*Mushroom*Onion*Peppers*Jalapenos*Ham*Pepperoni*Chicken*Tuna*Pineapple*Sweetcorn*Smoked Sausage*Haggis*Spicy Beef*Spicy Chicken
Topping Peppers
Cheese*Mushroom*Onion*Peppers*Jalapenos*Ham*Pepperoni*Chicken*Tuna*Pineapple*Sweetcorn*Smoked Sausage*Haggis*Spicy Beef*Spicy Chicken
Topping Jalapenos
Cheese*Mushroom*Onion*Peppers*Jalapenos*Ham*Pepperoni*Chicken*Tuna*Pineapple*Sweetcorn*Smoked Sausage*Haggis*Spicy Beef*Spicy Chicken
Topping Ham
Cheese*Mushroom*Onion*Peppers*Jalapenos*Ham*Pepperoni*Chicken*Tuna*Pineapple*Sweetcorn*Smoked Sausage*Haggis*Spicy Beef*Spicy Chicken
Topping Pepperoni
Cheese*Mushroom*Onion*Peppers*Jalapenos*Ham*Pepperoni*Chicken*Tuna*Pineapple*Sweetcorn*Smoked Sausage*Haggis*Spicy Beef*Spicy Chicken
Topping Chicken
Cheese*Mushroom*Onion*Peppers*Jalapenos*Ham*Pepperoni*Chicken*Tuna*Pineapple*Sweetcorn*Smoked Sausage*Haggis*Spicy Beef*Spicy Chicken
Topping Tuna
Cheese*Mushroom*Onion*Peppers*Jalapenos*Ham*Pepperoni*Chicken*Tuna*Pineapple*Sweetcorn*Smoked Sausage*Haggis*Spicy Beef*Spicy Chicken
Topping Pineapple
Cheese*Mushroom*Onion*Peppers*Jalapenos*Ham*Pepperoni*Chicken*Tuna*Pineapple*Sweetcorn*Smoked Sausage*Haggis*Spicy Beef*Spicy Chicken
Topping Sweetcorn
Cheese*Mushroom*Onion*Peppers*Jalapenos*Ham*Pepperoni*Chicken*Tuna*Pineapple*Sweetcorn*Smoked Sausage*Haggis*Spicy Beef*Spicy Chicken
Topping Smoked Sausage
Cheese*Mushroom*Onion*Peppers*Jalapenos*Ham*Pepperoni*Chicken*Tuna*Pineapple*Sweetcorn*Smoked Sausage*Haggis*Spicy Beef*Spicy Chicken
Topping Haggis
Cheese*Mushroom*Onion*Peppers*Jalapenos*Ham*Pepperoni*Chicken*Tuna*Pineapple*Sweetcorn*Smoked Sausage*Haggis*Spicy Beef*Spicy Chicken
Topping Spicy Beef
Cheese*Mushroom*Onion*Peppers*Jalapenos*Ham*Pepperoni*Chicken*Tuna*Pineapple*Sweetcorn*Smoked Sausage*Haggis*Spicy Beef*Spicy Chicken
Topping Spicy Chicken
Cheese*Mushroom*Onion*Peppers*Jalapenos*Ham*Pepperoni*Chicken*Tuna*Pineapple*Sweetcorn*Smoked Sausage*Haggis*Spicy Beef*Spicy Chicken
1st Pizza Topping Mushroom
1st Pizza Topping Onions
1st Pizza Topping Peppers
1st Pizza Topping Jalapenos
1st Pizza Topping Ham
1st Pizza Topping Pepperoni
1st Pizza Topping Chicken
1st Pizza Topping Tuna
1st Pizza Topping Pineapple
1st Pizza Topping Sweetcorn
1st Pizza Topping Smoked Sausage
1st Pizza Topping Haggis
1st Pizza Topping Spicy Beef
1st Pizza Topping Spicy Chicken
2nd Pizza Topping Mushroom
2nd Pizza Topping Onions
2nd Pizza Topping Peppers
2nd Pizza Topping Jalapenos
2nd Pizza Topping Ham
2nd Pizza Topping Pepperoni
2nd Pizza Topping Chicken
2nd Pizza Topping Tuna
2nd Pizza Topping Pineapple
2nd Pizza Topping Sweetcorn
2nd Pizza Topping Smoked Sausage
2nd Pizza Topping Haggis
2nd Pizza Topping Spicy Beef
2nd Pizza Topping Spicy Chicken
Kids Burger
Kids Pizza
Pudding Red
Pudding White
Pudding Black
Pudding Haggis
7-up - 0.33L
Vegetable Pakora
£3.00
Chicken Pakora
£4.20
Haggis Pakora
£3.60
Mixed Pakora
£5.00
Chip Roll
£1.90
Chips & Beans
£2.50
Chips & Curry
£2.50
Chips & Cheese
£3.00
Donner, Chips & Cheese
£5.50
Chips & Donner
£4.50
Chips & Chicken
£4.60
Fritter Roll
£2.00
Chips, Cheese & Curry Sauce
£3.50
Kids Chicken Nuggets
£3.50
Kids Sausage
£3.50
Kids Fish Cake
£3.50
Kids Burger
£3.50
Kids Pizza
£3.50
Fritters (10)
£3.00
Mushrooms (10)
£3.00
Onion Rings (10)
£3.00
Pickled Onion
£0.25
Pickled Egg
£0.40
Macaroni Cheese Small
£3.50
Macaroni Cheese Large
£5.00
Buttered Roll
£0.40
Hot & Kickin Wings (8)
With chips or salad
With spicy onions & a garlic or chilli dip
With spicy onions & a garlic or chilli dip
£6.00
Munchy Box 10"
Spicy chicken, chicken & vegetable pakora, donner, pitta bread, chips, chilli sauce & garlic mayo
£9.00
Munchy Box 12"
Spicy chicken, chicken & vegetable pakora, donner, pitta bread, chips, chilli sauce & garlic mayo
£11.00
Chippy Box
1 Piece of fish, 1 sausage, fritters, chips, half pizza, choice of pudding, curry sauce OR mushy peas
£10.00
Coca-Cola 0.33L
£0.90
Coca-Cola 0.5L
£1.30
Coca-Cola 2L
£2.50
Diet Coca-Cola 0.33L
£0.90
Diet Coca-Cola 0.5L
£1.30
Diet Coca-Cola 2L
£2.50
Sprite 0.33L
£0.90
Sprite 0.5L
£1.30
Sprite 2L
£2.50
Fanta 0.33L
£0.90
Fanta 0.5L
£1.30
Fanta 2L
£2.50
Irn Bru 0.33L
£0.90
Irn Bru 0.5L
£1.30
Irn Bru 2L
£2.50
Diet Irn Bru 0.33L
£0.90
Diet Irn Bru 0.5L
£1.30
Diet Irn Bru 2L
£2.50
Water
£0.90
Garlic Bread 07"
£1.50
Garlic Bread 10"
£2.50
Garlic Bread 12"
£3.50
Garlic Bread 16"
£7.00
Garlic Bread with Cheese 07"
£2.00
Garlic Bread with Cheese 10"
£3.50
Garlic Bread with Cheese 12"
£4.50
Garlic Bread with Cheese 16"
£9.00
Donner Calzone 07"
£5.00
Donner Calzone 10"
£6.50
Donner Calzone 12"
£9.00
Chicken Calzone 07"
£6.00
Chicken Calzone 10"
£7.50
Chicken Calzone 12"
£9.50
Mixed Calzone 07"
£6.50
Mixed Calzone 10"
£8.50
Mixed Calzone 12"
£10.00
Pizza Deal 1
10" Pizza with any 2 toppings, chips & a can of soft drink
£6.90
Pizza Deal 2
2 x 10" Pizza with any 2 toppings, large chips & 2 x cans of soft drink
£13.00
Sauce Chilli
£0.50
Sauce Garlic
£0.50
Sauce Curry
£1.10
Mushy Peas
£1.10
Hoagie Wrap
£5.50
Mixed Wrap
£6.00
Donner Wrap
£5.00
Chicken Wrap
£5.50
Contact Us
Find Us
21 High Street, Kirkcaldy, KY11LQ
Opening Hours
Monday
16:00 - 23:00
Tuesday
16:00 - 23:00
Wednesday
16:00 - 23:00
Thursday
16:00 - 23:00
Friday
16:00 - 23:59
Saturday
16:00 - 02:00
Sunday
16:00 - 02:00
Please note, delivery times may vary.
We deliver to
KY1, KY2